Flashback to dial-up days

I have to say, living on the fringes of what is considered good internet (very fringe out here, Sky Muster, otherwise known as satellite…) that one either develops patience or invents new swearwords.

I spend a lot of time waiting for the bells and whistles to load up. I often wander off to make a cup of tea or do some other thing. If I make it outside and decide to do some gardening I may be gone for some time.

I get it – ya want a noice website. But (just saying) some of us are cursing your bells and whistles and wishing that you’d just made a damn website that loads up for the freaks on the fringe.